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🐈 ANIMAL ABUSE πŸ‘ŠπŸ»

Rob Kaufman believes that animal abusers must be prosecuted just as they would for abusing a human. If someone is willing to abuse an animal, they are likely willing to do much worse to a human. If humans are willing to test harmful products on animals in order to prevent side effects, they must be […]

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πŸ“‡ VOTER I.D. πŸ›‚

Rob Kaufman believes that any functioning adult who is worth a damn has some form of identification. All voters must provide some form of state-issued identification in order to participate.

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πŸͺ VACCINES πŸ’‰

Rob Kaufman believes that vaccination should be compared to food; a vital part of human health, which varies in quality depending on the source. McDonald’s is food, but it is not an effective and safe source of nutrition. A vaccine is a substance one injects into their body. A vaccine is not healthy and safe […]

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βœ‹πŸΏ RACISM βœ‹πŸ»

Rob Kaufman believes that every ethnic group is completely irrational and selfish. Most often, the weakest and most pathetic members of every ethnicity or nationality cling to their tribe out of fear. This results in social manipulation, through nefarious media campaigns which divide and conquer individuals by preying on their natural instincts.

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πŸš” POLICE BRUTALITY 🚨

Rob Kaufman believes that most police officers look out for each other more than society. The luxury of alerting a rescue team to intervene on your behalf or to deter crime may seem comforting, but when time is the deciding factor in your survival, you cannot rely on others to save you. In the end, […]

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πŸ’£ MILITARY πŸ—ΊοΈ

Rob Kaufman believes that while warfare is sometimes a necessary use of force, the commercialization of weaponry has incentivized war for many lawmakers. Politicians are more likely to start and extend warfare, in order to benefit financially from the weapons being sold and used. This creates a conflict of interest which would be illegal in […]

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🌿 MARIJUANA βš—οΈ

Rob Kaufman believes in the free and open consumption of medicinal and recreational marijuana, for smokers 21 and older.

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πŸ€‘ INCOME INEQUALITY πŸ’Έ

Rob Kaufman believes that the phrase income inequality indirectly suggests that everyone should all have an equal amount of money, which is something that a kindergartner would say. Obviously, it does not make sense to suggest that everyone should have an exactly equal amount of income. Many skills must be learned, many trades must be […]

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🧳 IMMIGRATION 🧭

Rob Kaufman believes that citizens and permitted workers should have the freedom to travel openly. He does not necessarily believe that a border wall is necessary to curtail crime or illegal immigration. Incentives of any kind for immigrants shall be offered only to highly skilled individuals who contribute valuable consistent work in order to qualify.

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🌈 HOMOSEXUALITY πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Rob Kaufman believes that homosexuality is determined through a combination of hormonal activity and past experiences. Some may be born gay, but these fetishes are mostly learned by experience. Many other comedy performers have secretly or openly been diagnosed with homophobia! SOME OF ROB KAUFMAN’S BIGGEST FANS ARE GAY! SOME GAYS ✨ PREFER THAT YOU […]