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RATED "i" FOR iMMATURE...

A side-scrolling, blood-curdling platform game for the PC based on 'ROB KAUFMAN' is due later this year!

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AN IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN...

If you (or someone you know) is suffering from 'testicular disappearance' as a result of listening to lame ass podcasters or corny youtubers, you may be entitled to entertainment reparations.

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A NEW MEANING TO 'BURNER' PHONE...

The 'Hotline' is back to over-heat your phone! No data, No disk space, No internet required. Crank up the volume, turn up the heat, dial it up toll-free. 1-(802)-851-ROBK for the latest in analog entertainment!

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WELL, IT LOOKS GOOD ON PAPER...

The Rob Kaufman cartoon is back in development!

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THE AWFUL RING OF TRUTH...

Find out where to listen to 'The Rob Kaufman Radio Show' in your city!

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